somethin funni...

daddy was laughin to himself juz now.. i think this was wat he saw... *whoof!*

While walking down the street one day, an MP is tragically hit by a truck and killed. His soul arrives in Heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance."Welcome to Heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you.""No problem, just let me in," says the MP."Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in Hell and one in Heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.""There's no need! I want to be in Heaven," says the MP."I'm sorry, but we have our rules." And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator, the doors open, and he rides the elevator down, down, down. When the doors open again, the MP finds himself in the middle of a beautiful green golf course. In the distance is a club, and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.Everyone is very happy and in formal dress. They run to greet him, and they reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster and caviar.Also present is the Devil, who is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that, before the MP realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a big hug and waves while the elevator rises.The elevator goes up, up, up, and the door reopens in Heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.So 24 hours pass with the MP joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing.They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by, and St. Peter returns."Well, you've spent a day in Hell and another in Heaven. Now, you must choose where you want to spend eternity."He reflects for a minute and then answers, "Well, I would never would have thought it, I mean Heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better satisfied in Hell." So Saint Peter escorts him to the elevator, and down, down, down he goes into Hell. Now, the doors of the elevator open, and he is in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags. And it's hot, hot, hot, and the odor is just horrible. Sweltering hot. Hot and miserable. The Devil comes over to him and smoothly lays his arm around his shoulder. "I don't understand," stammers the MP. "The day before I was here, and there was a golf course and club, and we ate lobster and caviar and danced and had a great time. Now all there is is a wasteland full of garbage, and my friends look miserable.

"The Devil looks at the MP, smiles, and says,



"Yesterday we were campaigning. Today you voted for us."
__________________

aniwae, yest daddy got us some chewy bones! tats me (cody) in the front..niki is behind!



my self portrait below!



enjoy ur hols everyone!!!

cody *whoooooooofff!!*

My Day Out @ Pasir Ris Beach!!!!! YIPEE!!!

Wooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! Daddy came back early to bring me out!!! he din bring cody though,,, he said he cant manage 2 of us jumping into the sea... so.. poor cody... even when i reach the car park downstairs.. i still can hear him barking! kekeke...

took a car ride to pasir ris park... kept lookin outta window.. so fun!! aiyah.. got outta the car, got spanked by daddy, coz he haven finish parking the car, i jumped all over him.. too excited.. i got so excited.. that when i got down the car, i needed to take a poop too.. daddy had to pick it up lah.. *whoof!* (if *woah* is not acceptable bleah!)

then.. i saw the SEA again!!! heres my pics!!




















Geezz.. after that... got lotsa sand on me.. and i left alot of sand in daddy's car... think he gng crazy already... came back.. gota good shower.. daddy cant find the dog shampoo, so he used his own shampoo... now, i smell like him.. or rather..i 'smell' like him..kekeke.. cody got to bathe too.. think he's sad lah... daddy said, the next time round, he'll bring cody! *Whoof!!!*

niki

1E3

daddy told me to post this..

"the real one said CHEWY".. i duno wat it means..oh well..
*woahwoah*

i think he's in deep trouble.. too much work.. he hasnt brought me and cody out this week..
i saw his list of his work:
1. Set Sec4 Prelim paper2 + do up answer scheme
2. Set Sec4 Prelim paper1 (1/2) + answers
3. sec 3 paper 1 and paper 2.... duno which parts
4.sec1 EOY exams... duno which part also..
5. mark 3e3 geog test
6. mark 3e3 ss test
7. mark 3e5 ss test
8. mark 3n2 ss test
9. mark 1n1 test
10. Set 1N EOY Exam paper..
he's at no.1 only..
he saes he dun have enuff humanities teachers... this is about 2 to 2 1/2 teachers' workload.. it has been liddat for like 3 to 4 years..nothin has changed.. he told me and cody, at work, alot of people are so carefree.. 'hee hee haa haa'... dun they know other ppl are struggling juz to keep afloat.. he's in a bad mood now.. shall go take my afternoon nap..*woah*

niki

remember this?

daddy certainly did!

he said that it feels juz like yesterday when these pics were taken.. he misses u guys..

cody

SOme pics i stole from Daddy's documents file

daddy's workplace.. hhmm.. wonder if he can bring us there to swim in the pond 1 day..?

niki

Its been SOOOOO Long..

Hello everyone.. FInally WE got a chance to touch the computer again..
daddy's taking a nap.. so here we are...

alot of things have happened since we last blogged..
italy won the world cup, earthquakes, tsunamis, war in lebanon... we watched all these on CNN when daddy was watching.. so we know... WOAH!

we were caught blogging by daddy lah.. he was so angry he chased us around the whole house... luckily for us... he keeps getting so fat that he cant even catch us.. woahwoah! he told us that we cant blog anything we want, coz of who he is... well, he's rite.. so.. we shall talk about mundane stuff lor.. woah! we cant comment, criticise, praise etc things that happen around his life...coz it'll make him seem biased. so boring.. although he did tell us alot of stuff..but we are not allowed to post lah.. woah!

we'll juz steal some pics from daddy's photo galleries to post.. we'll love to go wif him on his photoshoots u'know? but he wont ever bring us.. coz he cant concentrate on his photography coz 1/2 the time, he will be chasing us ard and making us come back to him... wat to do??? we are terriers!!! woahwoah.. we cant sit still and watch him take minutes trying to compose a shot.. we are ACTIVE!!! wooooo...!

2dae, daddy din go out for photoshoot..coz he said it was raining and he's afraid his lenses and camera might get wet.. we seriously think he's actually lazy, more than anything else.. kekeke...

anyway..we saw the tags.. some familiar names.. some new names.. glad to see u all around.. we think daddy juz woke up..coz we can hear CNN in the background.. think we better log off.. and go watch CNN wif daddy.. no soccer now... so no choice..watch CNN.. but its quite exciting.. but sad.. the war and all.. see ya all!! woahwoah!!

niki&cody..kajflkhlsdglaknsdasgd
no!!!khfdlsdlfd its CODY&NIKI..LKJSDFHASDHFkjhskjdhfsd
niki & coooooddddddy...
cody & neeeeeeeeeeeeekkkki,... woaj!

We're BaCk!

woah!!!

we're back lohz!! daddy spent his december hols by the com.. no chance for us to blog.. he's watching footy now lor.. so here we are.. its niki tokkin now hor? daddy got a sec3 form class.. think he got his wish lah.. so far.. i can remember him telling us he went for their sec3 camp wif them.. said he took alot of cmi pics.. oh yea... 3e3 won the CNY class deco!! woahwoah!

lemme steal some pics from daddy's 'my documents'.. hhmm..

it makes me wonder.. how come no guys one.. according to daddy.. got a few.. but they think they too good looking to pose 2gether wif the gals...woah!! took so long for the pics to load lor.. i think i will post some camp pics next time lah! daddy thought 3e3 deserved the win becoz of the number of people involved in decorating the class.. some classes have 2 or 3 people doing only..poor them..

daddy went for a MOE post graduate scholarship talk on Friday. He told me he was thinking of doing a full time Masters in Geography which takes about 1 year.. well, after doing his Masters, his students will be known as servants... hahahaha... woah! jkjk! taking a Masters, from what he told me is a requisite to do a PhD... in Geography of coz.. well, after a person completes his/her /its PhD.. he/she/it will be confered a doctorate. Means the person will be addressed as Dr. so and so.. wah... dady wanna be a 'fake' doctor.. haha.. however, after he came back from the talk.. he wasn't so excited anymore.. apparently.. upon application and MOE approval, he has to be posted to MOE in July this year.. then stay there till Jan 2007, after which he will then go do his Masters... it means he's gonna leave 3e3 after 6months? gee.. i think he din like the idea... he din even take the application form.. i think he chose this instead.. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------>>>

He's changing his career path for 3e3.. he's juz hoping they wont let him down.. he told me he think they wont... ok lor... i have to agree with everything he saes wat.. if not no bellyrub or treats for me.. hahaha.. woahwoah!

hhmm.. this week..daddy is going for reservist.. hopefully he's not too fat to squeeze into the army greens.. woahwoah!! duno if he gets to come back home.. hhmm.. well, if he's not ard, all the better.. me and cody can use the com..woahwoah!!!

ok.. i go watch footy wif daddy liao.. btw, cody saes hi!

woahwoah!

niki

MRT = My Repulsive Trainride

Woah!

Sunturday nite.. daddy went wandering around compasspt at abt 8 to 9pm.. so bored.. then what happened next.. was..'unthinkable'.. what he told me and cody.. he walked passed the MRT station and boarded the MRT.. and headed all the way to the end.. harbourfront.. he was like a kid lah.. stupid one.. i think it has been a long while since he took a train.. well, this was what he described..

the train... the seats were pink and blue! the head of the train... the shape also changed already.. to a sharper nose. the train was quite empty ... was abt 9pm when he boarded.. UNTIL... it came to Little India... suddenly ALOT of people came in lor.. then theres this man.. he .. lifted his armpit where daddy was sitting.. and he had 2 bags of god knows what.. rotting vege or somethin.. wah liao.. kinda spoiled his ride lah.. ggeezzz.. the person got off at outram..by then, next stop is already harbourfront lor.. reached harbourfront.. also kinda regret.. about 935pm.. every shop also closed or closing liao.. no where to walk walk.. just walk 1 round around the place, bought breadtalk.. he also dunno y he buy for what.. he doesnt really like breadtalk.. till today (monday), he haven finish them.. can throw liao... y din he feed us with it ah? so wasteful.. gimme now, i also dun want. yucks.. juz tot he din wanna waste the trip there, tats y he bought them... but so stupid lor.. compasspoint also got breadtalk mah.. then took the train ride back .. waste time, waste money.. in all, he spent 1 hr travelling.. this time round, no place to sit. daddy thinks its people who take from city towards harbourfront, then go back up towards punggol. in that way, they will have seats. so stand lor.. this time round, no smelly men.. but got some nerdish kids.. wah liao.. cannot tahan.. talk about giving names to guitars? eerr.. ok.. the whole trip keep toking abt tat.. repeat telecast 3 times.. esp this guy who daddy thinks wanna show off to the girl... there were 3 guys in the grp, 1 girl. all nerds. scared ppl in the train dunno the names of his 3 guitars, and the $1k guitar his grandmother bought him... haolianster..

reached compasspoint, bought Macs, then walk home lor.. sianz.. In conclusion, MRT rides... nah.. gimme this anytime ----->

gtg nap already.. byebye! woah!!!

What now..

hello..

daddy finally finished his marking.. in total since august, he has marked a grand total of about ...*using calculator*.. 1036 structured essays.. on top of that he said he has set sec4 mock prelim paper 1, mock prelim paper2, sec4 prelim paper1, sec 4 prelim paper 2, sec3 paper 1, sec 3 paper2, sec1E structured questions, sec 1N paper.... its like.. what the.. btw, answer schemes for geog paper 2s.. go up to about 20 pages minimum.. so.. i think daddy has aged alot.. for all that he's doing, he thinks he doesnt deserve whatever he is getting or not getting.. enuff said.. if i tell u all somemore... i may start to bring in names which i think daddy doesnt want..

now he has to convince the people that its safe to go to sungei buloh to do CIP... coz they are afraid of mosquitoes.. y does daddy need to do that when it wasnt his idea to do this.... he was made to do it! then theres a year end function coming up next month.. venue..still unknown.. preparation..zilch.. and he has to worry abt his sec4s taking exams.. sad to sae.. all he ever wanted was to be a teacher.. wats so difficult? he's tired...so very tired.. i'm tired, so is cody.. when are we going to see the sea again..

daddy, come home soon... take a nap with me and cody.. we miss u..

Goodbye my beloved friend...

Woah..*sobsob*
daddy's oldest rabbit binbin died last week.. binbin was daddy's 1st few pets. she was with him even b4 i came along.. daddy told me alot about binbin.. she was brought home in a shoe box by daddy's sister.. at tat time daddy was still studying in the NUS.. his sister was supposed to own the rabbit... but soon enough... binbin became daddy's.. she's special.. she was a rabbit tat do not need a cage... not at least till i came along.. at nite.. daddy would put her on his ever-bulging tummy... stroke her.. and as he began to fall sleep... she'll hop off the bed.. and make herself comfy on his bedroom floor and juz sit there till she fell asleep. she'll juz be quiet thru the nite as daddy slept.. she'll pee and do her business in the room on sheets of newspaper too.. in a way.. she was also 'litter-trained' like me.. daddy said he nv knew rabbits are like tat.. then in the day time.. as daddy wanted to go out and when he started to change.. she'll hop onto the bed and sprint to and fro the bed.. its like she doesnt want him to leave.. and when he did leave.. she'll have the whole room to herself..
however, this beautiful picture changed after daddy got me.. as i 1st stepped into the flat... wandering and finding my way around.. binbin scampered and hid under the bed.. daddy tot that i needed the space to explore.. so for the 1st time ever, he caged binbin up.. its all myfault.. binbin then became very agressive...towards everyone.. even when daddy wanted to feed her.. she'll sometimes bite or scratch him.. daddy became very disillusioned.. but left her as she was.. years past.. daddy got binbin a new partner.. biangbiang.. who died about 2 years ago.. then about 1 year ago.. a rabbit tat daddy adopted as it was found in ZHSS compound, was brought home. he called her 'dirty fella' as she looked like a baby rabbit he once had but she din survive. one of the happiest moments daddy ever experienced was that after this one year of putting the adopted rabbit and binbin in separate cages side by side... he finally put them in a single big cage.. and they did not fight but found companionship with each other's presence. after all these years.. binbin began to mellow down and she finally let daddy stroke her again.. binbin was 7 years old when she passed away.. the normal life span of a rabbit is 6.. so, she had a long life,, in terms of a rabbit i guess. daddy reached home from sch and she was lying in the cage trying to catch her breath.. he cuddled her thin body for about 15mins... then she stopped breathing.. can see that daddy was glad, at least, he managed to be wif her when she drew her last breath. he brought her to this cremetorium along stevens road which also functions as an animal hospital. binbin's urn is due for collection since sunday... but daddy cant find the time time to go and collect her.. coz the place stops at 5pm.. and he's still stuck in school... see the pic...this is/was binbin juz shortly after she passed away.

rest in peace binbin... i miss u.. daddy will miss u, i know.. everyone at home misses u..

i'm emotionally drained.. tats enuff for 2dae..*woahwoah*

niki

watever..

hi peeps..

cody here. daddy's been very busy lately. whats new rite? i have to apologise on his behalf lah.. he was away on urgent leave for 4 days last week. guess u guys muz have had a swinging time during ur free periods rite? tsktsk.. woah!!!

ok.. some of u might be wondering.. daddy's grandma passed away, so he had to be away. some of u guys smsed him. he thanks them lah..so weird one.. he tells me, but he din tell u all.. weirdo.. i think he knows i'm (wif niki) secretly blogging, using his com..when he's not ard.. juz like now! woahwoah!! think he muz be ennnnjoyyyiiinng.. his national day celebrations in school now.. woahwoah! aniwae, somethin strange happened during grandma's wake.. i try to attach the pic... wait ah.. i stole this from his hp. eh... cannot leh.. nvm, later i try again.. thousands of bees infested the wake on the 2nd nite. so, it had everyone running for cover.. if i can upload the pic later.. all the black dots are all bees.. eeww..

i duno can see liddat or not.. but it was horrendous according to daddy. if cannot see then nvm lor.. woahwoah!

stole this from daddy's hp. he did mention somethin about them being very high clouds.. strange.. all clouds to me are high wat.. he called them somethin like cirrus clouds or somethin.. oh watever.. woahwoah!

okie lah.. niki calling me already.. i think i go sleep liao... this is how i sleep u know.. haha... daddy is such a bully... take a pic of me in a 'compromising' position when i slept.. my toy was kissing me when i slept lor.. woahwoah!!

cya soon! woahwoah!!!

cody.

ps: for yew king,

Becoz MS said so..

Hi Cody here (tats me..7months ago)..

i saw the tagboard 2dae.. daddy's SJAB corp leader ask me to blog leh.. *woah!!* ok lah.. shall blog abit then i go take my morning nap..

2 nites ago.. daddy told me and niki something weird that happened.. b4 he came back.. he went to the POSB ATM mah.. coz he's always broke.. so payday.. he happy like mad lor.. went to press money.. he told us.. nowadays, ATM very 'interactive'.. can negotiate with the person drawing money leh.. he pressed $400..then enter.. (he's not rich.. he's using the money for buying food one...hahah) then guess wat.. the ATM says.. "This ATM cannot dispense $400, would u like to withdraw $200 instead".. wt..??? so he LL lor.. so he press yes lor.. then take money go buy alot of instant noodles... but he haven eat any yet.. so bo liao one.. walkwalkwalk... see the packets like very nice then he buy... always liddat one..

yesterday... alot of things in his workplace lah.. as usual.. lessons lor.. he abit..actually very worried leh.. his 4E4 dunno about the mid-atlantic oceanic ridge.. siao liao.. he said he wants to test them on places of the world liao lor.. general knowledge lor.. wah.. die.. then after tat.. at 2.30pm.. he got geog syllabus workshop in school... till about 545pm.. its abt this new syllabus the lower sec is doing next yr and how to go abt setting the exams for that.. by then ...daddy said he super sleepy and tired liao.. then waited in school..to see ms tan.. regarding SWC matters.. eerr.. STAFF WELFARE COMMITTEE.. yea.. he was made chairperson lor.. so alot of things to be done.. teachers day dinner; have to plan programs, confirm venue, prizes, games, door gifts etc. then got NKF health check for teachers, non-teaching staff, canteen vendors and contract cleaners, to coordinate...tat's comin up next month.. also plan games day for staff for next week.. so he tokked to his principal till nearing 8pm then go home.. then 2moro, friday, got sec4 lesson till abt 5pm, then on saturday, got another seminar to attend.. abt geog one also.. so sunday rest, then next monday work again.. then school art gallery opening .. work lor.. then after that.. a year end staff dinner...he doesnt mind doing all these work.. but he seems like he's always so tired..so, then.. i dunno when daddy is going to bring niki and me out again.. i'm getting bored at home.. tats y i keep chewing on his wires.. i cant help it leh.. how.. *woah!!!*

its 10am already... time for my nap..*woahwoah*
cody.

some pics..

Me...going fishing

Daddy's baby.. front side..
Daddy's baby.. backside...hahah/.. woahh!!
Me...acting cute..

A New Dwarf Rabbit


the singapore CBD skyline taken at 4am during the june hols wif the phone...so may not be very clear.

back..

woah!

niki here.. tell u all.. i have a cyst or somethin growing under my left eye.. then 2dae burst lor, after putting medication yesterday.. my left side of my face full of blood lor..yuck..now ok liao..WOAH!

haven been bloggin for very very long... daddy not happy lah.. tell me dun touch his toopid com.. sae i always anihow blog.. he sae if he really wanna blog... he'll have alot of things to sae one... but alot of things cant be said...and if he has a private blog...then he saes whats the point of blogging lor.. quite trooo..

he cant pretend to be happy when he's not
and he doesnt wanna blog about sad and disappointing things.. so he has he'd rather not blog..
think i help him post pics instead lah..

till next time,

niki *woahwoah!!!*
ps: cody is sleeping already..

End of Semester 1..

woahwoah!!!

daddy's not home now.. cody's playing with his chew toy daddy bought yesterday.. dunno whats so fun about it... i din even chew mine..

well, daddy told me last nite 2dae will be the last day of the semester.. guess he should have a short break soon.. wonder if he'll bring me to the beach... but i think he has to go back on quite a number of days for lessons, cca, WITs presentation... theres a possiblity that he might be going on the fieldtrip to thailand, due to unforeseen circumstances.. so what will happen to cody and mE!!!??!?!?!?!?!? wooooooah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i dun wanna stay in a pet hotel... it's not hotel u know!!?!?

think he should be coming back soon.. he mentioned somethin about 'eat with ur dogs day' or somethin... i wonder if he'll share his dinner with me and cody...

think i better log off now..
woahwoah!!
niki

Welcome to the Jungle..

Woah!!!!!!!!

Din blog for sooooooooooooooooo long.. daddy's been really busy... from my last post since dunno when.. he finished setting the mid year papers... then he was setting the sec4 mid year test... then after which he was marking the sec2 mid year exam papers... anywae, according to him, setting the paper isnt the hard part... coming up wif the answer scheme for the test/ exam was the killer..

he din really have much time for us the past month... hope he brings us out soon.. well, last nite, he told me and cody that he was disappointed with alot of things ard.. he din sae much after that.. juz that he thinks he dun wanna get involved in extra obligations becoz he thinks ppl dun appreciate it aniwae.. he feels he has wasted all his time and effort after all these years in trying to make changes and make things work.. i dun really get what he was trying to sae when he said he wanna take a step back... he'd rather spend more time with us and concentrate on his teaching .. i hope so..

wy, fan of my daddy, maddy, gen, nina and everyone else.. thanks for keepin daddy's blog kinda alive.. woahwoah! guess he shld be back soon.. i'm gng to pretend to sleep.. go and find cody 1st.. woahwoah! (byebye)

niki

How lives change..

by what u do,
by what u din do,

by what u hear,
by what u fail to hear,

by what u fear,
by what u not fear,

by what you see,
by what u fail to see,

by what u believe,
by what u refuse to believe

its always too late to turn back time,
but never too late to decide what u wanna do this time

niki & cody

Avril, Weiqi, Emmalyn and Sook Lee..  

VJC

WOah!

daddy went to VJC (eerr..victoria jc, if u dun know) today wif 4 students for this humanities quiz. din make it to their final rounds of the top 4 teams. din realli matter lah.. it was more for the sake of competition. daddy told me he saw 2 ex-zhonghuarians in vjc. both of them, he taught them in their sec2 years. one was 2e7 of 2001, ms voo yee rae, and the other from 2e7 of 2002, marcus. daddy was happy to see them...yee rae was the photographer in charge of taking photos of the event... but he said she quite shi bai...coz everytime she wanna take...ppl quickly walk away.. woah! yee rae is still this sweet, chirpy and bubbly girl he knew back then. marcus was the MC for the event... still the same marcus.. full of charisma.. confident in his speech... every making of the next host of 'who wants to be a millionaire'.

seeing them makes daddy think about his former students.. i can see it in his face.. a tinge of happiness tat they did themselves proud in their exams and moved on.. but also a tinge of sadness.. i was going thru his photos juz now.. later i'll post it.. some of his ex students from 3 years ago in 2e7. they are special to him in a weird sense, which he cant really fathom also.. hahaha.. i think between themselves they know lah.. weirdos all..

tats all for now lah... daddy misses all his ex-zhonghuarians.

cody

Champz...

woah!!!

niki here!! daddy told me the zhsj got champz for their 1st aid competition... and better still.. we won in both the nursing team (girls) and ambulance team (boys) competition... and yet even better still, his cadets yan lin and tie xuan both won best leaders for both categories... in other words... zhsj swept home all the awards...wah... daddy thinks they all really worked hard for these honours.. really really worked very hard, and not forgetting the trainers, esp Jenny who spent a lot of nites with the cadets. wouldnt hv been possible w/o her.

well, daddy still owes the ambulance team a treat...woahwoah... the nursing team one.. after saturday's competition , they went to eat at coca restaurant at the concourse and daddy cooked fish glue for them, so funy.. and yan lin served an empty plate, coz all the prawns fell off the plate b4 they can reach the steamboat... woah! then the girls' went for a haircut to celebrate... shld cut botak lah... but aniwae, daddy saes their hair look vy nice now... he told me he saw the neoprint.. wah... nicenice.. the ambulance team, duno run where, so daddy had no chance to treat them... he's saying sometime this week lah?

hhmmm its abt 7.15pm now... i think daddy shld be reaching home soon... better go pretend to sleep...woahwoahwoah!

niki